Articles of Abdication
It is from time to time that we find ourselves at a crossroads of sorts. There are times that the wisdom of the divinity of our chosen leaders are challenged. Many times the deities of capsuleer corps rage and moan over the inadequacies and imperfections of just the mere immortal line corp members.
In those times of stress, the God-King Emperor Hoots has been granted a covenant of leadership in the Throne of CEO. The Will of the People of the Dice is not infinite and we have established the following Articles of Abdication.
If ever so much as the God-King Emperor Hoots covets isk to the point of mindlessly raging over public media such as reddit. He shall abdicate said throne.
If ever so much as the God-King Emperor Hoots does not live by the motto "fly what you can afford to lose" and sees the life of pixels more important than the life of AIEU. He shall abdicate said throne.
If ever so much as the God-King Emperor Hoots leaves the corp with such liability to its debtors that our position as "fairest of the fair weather corps" is compromised. He shall abdicate said throne.
If ever so much as the God-King Emperor Hoots expects "competence" from his corp mates, officers, or himself. He shall abdicate said throne.
If ever so much as the God-King Emperor Hoots responds to any event and create such a mental defecation of words as the attached. He shall abdicate said throne.
Beware of the sanguine pressure inducing mineral, and not permitted for menial labor areas nature of the attached social newspaper that is r/eve.
The God-King Emperor Hoots agrees to these terms as part of his divine will and infinite wisdom as stated in the following discussion point
hoots [8:31 PM] If I ever rage over lost space ships, someone have a coup and oust me please.
In my hand, by the words of our people,
- Argus Quillington